Total Medals Earned: 994 (From 126 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,460 Points
Medals Earned: 15/16 (380/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Beat EZ Mode
Beat Hank Mode
Beat Madness Mode
Medals Earned: 7/7 (265/265 points)
Eliminate 5 infected
Eliminate 10 infected
Complete 5 levels
Eliminate 25 infected
Complete all levels
Eliminate 50 infected
Eliminate 80 infected
Medals Earned: 5/5 (205/205 points)
Die
Kill 35 Zombies
Survive the horde
Kill 70 Zombies
Beat the game with 0 Kills
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a flash project
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 16/18 (220/240 points)
Crush the air ship in under 4 seconds
Kill 25 Angel Archers
Destroy the Castle
Destroy the Cathedral
Kill the dragon in under 7 seconds
Kill 500 fishes
Kill the Kraken in under 7 seconds
Kill the pirates in under 3 seconds
Kill the royal family
Kill the sea snakes in under 7 seconds
Find 10 treasures
Kill 20 Unicorns
Kill 200 bats
Kill 22 Harpies
Kill the hydra in under 8 seconds
Kill 70 angel musicians
Kill the Dragon Worm in under 6 seconds
Crush 175 ships
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 11/17 (270/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
